Here’s how the delay on voting for the revised Senate health care bill due to John McCain’s surgery will affect you:

Here’s how listening to a promising young rapper’s mixtape will affect you:

Here’s how the refusal of major Hollywood studios to turn your screenplay into a movie will affect you:

Here’s how huffing silver paint will affect you:

Here’s how thinking the only reason we’re in this mess is because people live so long nowadays but also your grandparents are old will affect you:

Here’s how thinking about dismantling the white supremacy state and decolonizing minds will affect you:

Here’s how a gif of someone shrugging

will affect you:

Here’s how being told your New Jersey accent makes you sound like an asshole will affect you:

Here’s how someone making you listen to commercial radio will affect you:

Here’s how waiting a long time for a bus to come but when it does come the driver signals the bus is full and doesn’t stop for you will affect you:

Here’s how your inability to understand quantum physics no matter how many times it’s explained to you will affect you:

Here’s how being old enough to vote but too young to drink legally will affect you:

Here’s how reading Zora Neale Hurtson for the first time will affect you:

Here’s how being told how something will affect you will affect you:

Here’s how the heat death of the universe will affect you: