Down With Thomas Jefferson

Hey friends: fun idea. Let’s not just pull down statues of confederate generals but slave rapist Thomas Jefferson as well. And, why not, George Washington. The guy’s already got a district and a state named after him. What does a pile of bones care?

To be honest, I hadn’t really thought about going so far until Donald Trump put the idea in my head. Thanks, I guess?

So grab some rope, call your friends, mask up and unite the right in tearfulness as their precious symbols of white supremacy are removed from the public square.

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