Best of Sessions

“Suggesting ah had anything to do with the conspiracy that ultimately made me Attorney General is a detestable lie!”

“This is a secret inuendo being leaked out there by me…”

“Expungerous”

“Mmmmnahhhh”

“Ah will de-fend mah honor!”

“Ah decline to comment…”

“Ah don’t understand your question.”

“Ah decline to engage in hypotheticals…”

“Ah decline to answer any relevant questions…”

“Ah am claiming executive privilege? For Trump, preemptively? Ah guess? Will that fly?”

“Ah don’t understand this question either. Can you repeat that?”

“Ah don’t recall enjoying James Bond films.”

“Ah don’t need to be rushed so fast, it makes me nervous!”