No. Please. Stop.

Has there ever been another person in the modern technological era who’s done so much to sully the reputation of an entire platform?

Seven in 10 Americans say that Trump’s tweeting habits “too often seem to be in response to news he may have seen on TV” and believe that Twitter is a “risky way for a president to communicate.” More than six in 10 say his tweets “too often turn out to be misleading” and are “easy to misunderstand.”

He may be unraveling decades of U.S. foreign policy one asinine tweetstorm at a time, but at least  this will earn him the historical distinction of being the first world leader to start a nuclear war using his smartphone.

(Year Zero/Day Two Hundred and One)