One A Scale From One To Ten…

How surprised are we supposed to be that Roy Moore, the GOP senatorial candidate from Alabama who fully embraced the Trumpian worldview, abused teenage girls?


Or that one of his defenders used a biblical analogy to handwave away what Moore did?

“Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus,” Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler told The Washington Examiner. “There’s just nothing immoral or illegal here. Maybe just a little bit unusual.”

Somewhere around a five.

What about Sean Hannity’s declaration that Moore’s relationships with the teens was “consensual”?

HANNITY: How do you possibly tell, know the truth, except — okay, so, the two other girls were older in this case. He was apparently, like, 32, and he dated — one girl was 18, one girl was 17, they never said he did — there was no sexual — there was kissing involved, and then they’re saying this one encounter with a 14 year old —

CO-HOST LYNDA MCLAUGHLIN: And it was consensual —

HANNITY: And consensual, that’s true. And there’s, you know — I just — I don’t know how you find out the truth.

Hmm. Maybe an 8?

And finally, how surprising is it that anyone seriously expects Moore to step aside when denying the problem worked so well for the president last year?

Oh, definitely a 10.

(Year Zero/Day Two Hundred and Ninety-Four)


Women don’t have to be someone’s sister, mother, daughter or a man’s significant other to matter. Women don’t have to smile. They’re not living, breathing decorations, or objects with parts to be grabbed by grubby, diminutive hands. It turns out, like, they’re people, just like men?

And the fact that a lot of progress has been made in normalizing the idea – but obviously not enough – is what is what makes this Oval Office sexist grossness so infuriating.

(Year Zero/Day One Hundred and Sixty)

Where Have All The Women Gone?

It’s the darndest thing. Everywhere I go, all I see is men.

I popped by the Oval Office to have words with our recent unauthorized contributor. XY all around the room.

Then over to the Masonic lodge. All men.

My brothers and I popped by the Russian banya down the street. Total sausage fest.

Finally I went to my old fraternity house. Granted, it was the middle of the day, but there wasn’t a lady in sight.

Did the planet just lose 51% of its population, or is there something else going on?

(Year Zero/Day Forty-Eight)