Where Have All The Women Gone?

It’s the darndest thing. Everywhere I go, all I see is men.

I popped by the Oval Office to have words with our recent unauthorized contributor. XY all around the room.

Then over to the Masonic lodge. All men.

My brothers and I popped by the Russian banya down the street. Total sausage fest.

Finally I went to my old fraternity house. Granted, it was the middle of the day, but there wasn’t a lady in sight.

Did the planet just lose 51% of its population, or is there something else going on?

(Year Zero/Day Forty-Eight)