Christmas Has Already Arrived For The Moneyed Elite…

Though they’re hardly the only special interest group to benefit from the late night passage of the Senate’s tax reform bill.

The Religious Right gets a bill that unscientifically decides life begins at conception (and makes them eligible for college savings plans!) The truly heartless get a provision that undermines a key element of the Affordable Care Act!

Thank you Baby Jesus for allowing the GOP to give America what it truly needs.

Why not celebrate the impending reconciliation and presidential sign-off of tax reform by buying a Christmas present for a loved one? We suggest Trumpy Bear, available for only two payments of $19.99.

God bless America, and God bless Trumpy Bear.

(Year Zero/Day Three Hundred and Seventeen)